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i just know yahiko woke up one day in heaven feeling confused as fuck over people calling akatsuki a terrorist organisation

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gege: so basically gojo can't be loyal to a woman
his fangirls: you're lying. here is a link to my overanalyzed "moments" that prove otherwise and a list of good fluff gojo boyfriend scenarios for you to read <3
gege: i literally wrote him what the fuck
friend: omg you know what the saddest part of naruto is? pein killing jiraiya-
me: too fast, i know. he should've killed him slowly and given me more time to relish that old toad looking ugly pedophilic child neglecting sexual harasser's death, a shame, really.
friend: .......
me: don't boo me i'm right
thinking about how the whole uchiha massacre could've been avoided if they made fugaku hokage instead of minato.. but of course konoha didn't, and then made a thirteen year old believe that killing his clan in cold blood was the only way to preserve peace. fugaku tolerated konoha's shit for so long and sacrificed his pride a shit ton of times just for the sake of peace, he could've made a great hokage and minato wouldn't have minded waiting a decade since he was still young. for a bunch of senile hags that preach peace, they sure avoided the one option that could've produced zero casualties.
neji: the hyuuga clan forcibly marks the branch families, we are forced to give our lives up for the head family and when i was like seven i almost got my cranial nerves crushed to death just because i kicked hinata a little too hard
naruto: ok and? hinata's dad is strict, your levels of suffering are the same so shut up and endure the cranial nerve crushing torture until i become hokage some twenty years later and change the clan traditions, if you don't die for the head family before then lol

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twenty six never looked better ♡
just an osamu birthday drabble.
category: fluff, a little suggestive
happy birthday to the miya twins, especially to my baby daddy and the loml miya osamu <3
"samu," you yell, running into his arms as he engulfs you in a bear hug, buring his head into your neck. you kick the front door close with your foot, grinning down at him as you run your fingers through his hair.
"samu," you repeat, taking his face into your hands and lifting it up so his eyes meet yours. "it's almost midnight, you know what that means." you bite your lip to contain your smile, eyes lighting up with excitement.
ushijima brainrot ♡
just imagine big, intimidating 6'3 athlete ushijima melting into your embrace like a baby the second you open the door, because he isn't scary like people automatically assumed he was, he is a sweetheart, your cute, lovely waka-chan that can never seem to say no to you, a pure gentleman that holds open doors for you to enter, is always nice to you, very open to criticism from his teammates or even rivals, is kind to elderly people and always considerate to his fans.
your boyfriend is just pure perfection bottled into a gigantic build, and that's just the way you love him.
CUDDLES N CURLS.
sakusa kiyoomi x gn!reader
category: fluff, lovey dovey sleepyhead sakusa
"this is the worst day of my life," kiyoomi groans, burying his head into your chest as he lets out an audible sigh. you laugh, running your fingers through his soft curls as you engulf his broad shoulders into a tight hug. you still can't believe that your 6'3, usually solemn and mature, national player of a boyfriend was pouting at you, sulking about his favourite hair conditioner running out.
"baby," you deadpan, "you won a very important match today." kiyoomi props his face up, his chin planted under your chest, his pout only getting deeper. "yes," he agrees, his voice sounding disgruntled. "and then atsumu who was still sweaty hugged me as i was heading out the showers, and i had to shower again and my conditioner's run out by then."
he face planted onto your torso again, whining about how his hair didn't feel right without it. you can't help but smile at him, wondering how he has the ability to switch from being so serious to.. this. you feel your heart thump louder, taken over by a sense of pride at the fact that you are the only person he shows this side of himself to.
his pouty, clingy, childish, adorable side.
everybody loves somebody.
pairing: fem!reader, kazutora hanemiya (timeskip!).
genre: angst.
summary: is there a difference between the love a friendship holds, and the love someone in love feels?
cw: none.
wordcout: 6.8k.
kazutora taps his shoes against the pavement in front of the shop.
it’s cloudy, surprisingly, since it was the middle of summer, and just yesterday the sun had crawled into kazutora’s skin, stinging enough for him to cause a ruckus— which he didn’t, of course, there were a few customers and kids inside the shop for him to curse the nature like that. he had done it once though, and his boss had made sure he not only apologized, but deeply regretted it too.
he wasn’t really a fan of summer, that was true. sunny days weren’t that fun, but cloudy, cold days weren’t any better.
still, the clouds were the least of his worries, only that kazutora didn’t want to admit it out loud.
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this is what real angst looks like. fucking beautiful.
SALVAGE | MIYA ATSUMU ♡
— in which atsumu tries to salvage what's left of your sinking relationship.
category: angst with comfort
atsumu stares at your sleeping figure wistfully, wondering where it all began to go wrong. was it him? was it you? was it distance? or was it just that what you both had wasn't strong enough to withstand the tides of time? he didn't know. all he knew was that your relationship had begun to fizzle out quite some time ago and that the two of you were hanging on for dear life, but he wonders how much longer it's going to last for. not that long if it keeps sailing in this direction.
it might have been better if it ended quickly, like a ship crashing into a huge iceberg, that would have been less painful that what is happening to you two currently. it's like a small hole had opened up in the hull, making your relationship sink painfully slowly as the two of you simply watch on in silent horror, waiting for the inevitable to happen.

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of dimples and moles // k. sakusa
your daily dose of dad!sakusa from yours truly.
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there's lots of things that you adore— long hugs, baby animals, hot chocolate and many more, but you must admit that of all the little things that give you joy, coming home to see your four year old daughter cuddled up on sakusa's chest is your absolute favourite.
you feel your heart warm at the sight, all your worries slowly fading away. you remain at the doorway, silently watching the dad-daughter duo laying on the couch, a loving smile etched on your face.
you watch your daughter place her tiny fingers on sakusa's forehead moles, looking fascinated. "what's wrong, princess?" you hear him ask. "you don't like daddy's moles?" your daughter shakes her head, getting up to sit on his chest. "not enough, daddy. you need more," she says, crossing her arms and pouting at him. "gonna give you some more."
"yeah?" sakusa asks. "is two moles not enough?" your daughter nods solemnly, making you let out a giggle at how serious she's being, and this causes the two heads of curly hair to turn to your direction, pretty faces breaking into welcoming smiles, and you can't help but stare in awe at how alike they look.
it's so unfair how much your little girl resembles him, really. from the soft ringlets of curly hair to the exact same dimpled smile that could melt even the hardest of hearts, your daughter is an exact copy of your husband, and it just makes you love her even more.
leaving your shoes at the entrance, you pick up your excited daughter in your arms, kissing her head as she wraps her arms around your neck.
"mommy," she begins, eyes lighting up. "let's give daddy more moles." you grin at sakusa, who looks pleasantly defeated. he never denies your daughter's requests, no matter how ridiculous they might be, and that's both his fatal flaw, and also the reason he's undoubtedly her favourite parent.
"you wanna give daddy more? why? he already has two," you say, setting her down and going to peck sakusa on the lips. "daddy's handsome with them, so he needs more," your daughter says stubbornly, beggining to pout again. "damn right, princess," you say, beaming at her. "let's give daddy more, i'll get the marker, alright?" your daughter nods excitedly, cute curls bouncing in the dim lighting and once again you're reminded of how much she looks like her father. looking at your little princess only makes you fall in love with sakusa more, and you silently thank the heavens above for the beautiful sight of two dimpled smiles waiting for you at home, ready to lighten up the darkest of your days.
you grab a marker from the shelf, setting your handbag over the counter and gently toss it over to your daughter, who promptly catches it, making you cheer.
"see? she's good at receiving already, she's just like you," you say, coming over to ruffle your daughter's head. "you wanna play volleyball like daddy?" your daughter nods, removing the cap on the marker. "i wanna be just like daddy when i grow up," she announces, pride shining in her beautiful eyes. "daddy is the coolest, and all my friends say he's handsome." grinning, she walks over to sakusa, who you're sure is holding back tears at her little declaration, settling on his chest, ready to draw more moles on him.
sakusa stares at his two girls, wondering how he got this lucky. just the thought of his precious little princess wanting to be like him is enough to make his heart burst with pride. a family like yours is all that he's ever wanted, because sakusa kiyoomi has a lot of love to give, and he couldn't be happier he has his two pretty girls to shower it with. you, his pillar of support and the love of his life, who gave him the best gift he's ever going to receive— his daughter.
"mommy, do we give daddy a mole on the cheek or a mole on the nose?" she asks you as you settle down on the couch as well, resting your husband's head in your lap and running your fingers through his soft curls. "hmm," you mutter, stroking your chin. "a mole on the nose sounds cuter, no?"
"okay," your daughter replies, brows bunched together in concentration as she dots a tiny mole on the tip of sakusa's nose and you have to admit.. it does look adorable. "aw, you look so cute, love," you compliment, pulling his cheeks. "yes, daddy," your daughter says, drawing one more. "see," she shrieks. "now you have one just like mine," she says excitedly, pointing to her own mole, a perfect little heart shaped one under her right eye.
"yeah?" you hear sakusa say, his voice cracking as he feels his lashes starting to get wet from the tears that he's been holding back for a while now. "can i see, sweetheart?" your daughter nods, scrambling to get the small vanity mirror from the table as you soothingly run your arms through your husband's hair, trying not to tear up yourself. "see, daddy," your daughter yells loudly, shoving the mirror in sakusa's face. he examines the drawn on moles, face breaking into that special smile of his. the fully genuine, beautiful broad smile that shows off his deep dimples. you can't help yourself from poking your index finger into one of the beautiful little crevices of his cheeks, your little girl imitating your actions on his other dimple.
"do you like it?" she asks eagerly, staring at sakusa with those cute puppy eyes of hers as she pokes his dimple once more.
"i love it, princess," he says, sniffling a little as you wipe the tears away from his eyes. "i love you the most, you know that, right?"
"i love you too, daddy," your daughter grins. "even more than i love mommy."
"hey, now!" you protest, pinching her chubby cheeks and tickling her waist. "daddy, save me!" she yells, cute laughter filling the living room.
"roger that, princess," you hear sakusa respond as he blocks your view with a cushion before grabbing your daughter back into his arms. "yeah, i've had enough for tonight," you grumble under your breath as you head towards the bathroom to freshen up, but you get pulled back by a much larger hand, finding yourself colliding into sakusa's side as his arm hooks over your shoulder, locking you in place.
"we're just kidding, love," he says, planting a kiss on your head. "we wouldn't last a day without you, now, will we, sweetheart?" he looks up at your daughter, who shakes her head solemnly, lips pressed into a thin line. you can't help but let out a laugh at how much she reminds of you of sakusa when he's being serious. "i love you the same, mommy, i lied," she says sincerely, reaching her tiny hand over to hold your much bigger one.
and of course you melt. who wouldn't? anybody in the world would fall for those pretty little apologetic dimpled smiles of theirs.
brat pack // m. atsumu
dad!atsumu with twin sons? gotcha.
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"it wasn't me, mommy, i swear it was daddy," your five year old son says earnestly, his twin brother nodding along.
"stop lying, brat!" atsumu complains, pointing a finger at him accusingly before turning to you. "baby, ya gotta believe me! ya know how kids lie 'bout stuff like this."
you sigh deeply, rolling your eyes at the disaster trio. this was a daily occurance, after all, with one of your three boys doing something stupid and then pointing fingers at each other. the worst part is, it's usually atsumu that lies, knowing you'd go easier on your sons than you would on him.
"i'll ask you all one last time. who made this mess on my beautiful rosewood cabinet?" you say, crossing your arms against your chest, glaring at your husband and sons. "and don't even bother trying to lie your way out, all three of you suck at it, anyway."
"it was daddy," the elder one of your twins speaks up again, adamantly. "he ordered pizza and then spilled it all over the cabinet while tickling me." you half smile at his words, almost close to believing him. that definitely sounds like something atsumu would do, alright.
"is that true, 'tsum?" you ask, narrowing your eyes at atsumu, who cowers, eyes darting to look anywhere else but at you. "thing is, sweet cheeks, the brat's only being half honest, true, we were playing around and i was tickling him but, we don't know whose hand knocked the pizza on yer counter," your husband hurries his words, sounding panicky. he knows how much you love that cabinet, it was very expensive and it had been a wedding gift from your parents and you've cherished it ever since. "ask the other brat if ya want! go on, kiddo, tell yer mom the truth and i'll buy you icecream."
"yeah, daddy's right," your younger twin cheers, "can we all go get icecream now?"
"now you're just bribing him," you snap. "you know what, i'll never find the culprit like this, how about i just let all three of you take the fall for it, instead?"
"oh no," your younger twin son says, his good cheer dying down. "mommy's really mad this time, daddy."
atsumu's hopeful smile fades, and your twins take a step back each. your two little brats were ready to run, and your big brat was ready for flight too. "no, no," you groan, "don't you three dare run away from me." too late. the twins take off first, screeching loudly as atsumu follows closely behind with you in tow, waving your arms around frantically as you try to reach him, although your efforts are fruitless.
"fuck, at least clean that mess up first, then you can run," you scream at atsumu, throwing a cushion at his head. "don't ya go swearing when the kids are around, baby! yer such a bad influence on them," he teases, dodging the cushion and ducking behind the sofa.
"says you," you retort, scooping the younger of your twin boys into your arms, squishing his chubby cheeks. "shall we make daddy clean it up all alone?" he nods frantically as your older son shrieks from under the dining table, voicing his agreement. you hear atsumu groan from behind the sofa.
"that's no fair, baby!" he whines, getting up and trudging over to where you are. "stupid brats, this is all because of ya two, now if i had a little princess like samu did, this wouldn't have happened," he mutters, sticking his tongue out at your sons, who repeat his actions back to him, unfazed.
"tell ya what, baby, fine, i'll clean up these little fools' mess," atsumu grumbles as you set your son down on the sofa, then leans close to your ear, hands squeezing your waist. "but in return, give me a cute little baby girl this time, 'kay?"
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Most to least in enhypen to like the chase? (Doing the chase)
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Ni-ki || the chariot: He'll go for it, no problem. Has more than enough confidence, discipline and drive. Plus, it might make him feel rather powerful and "cool", and he likes that.
Jake || king of swords: Very straightforward and determined. Would probably know how to plan things out perfectly to get to his end goal, while always keeping his emotions under control (so to avoid self-sabotaging). If he recognizes a challenge that he would like to conquer, he'll give it his all.
Jay || knight of pentacles: Will do the chase if he thinks it's worth it. He's more realistic about things, and might only put effort into what he thinks could flourish into something solid.
Heeseung || queen of swords: He would go about it in a very logical and careful way. Still very direct and assertive, though, it's just that he doesn't care enough to chase for too long or to take too many risks.
Sunghoon || four of pentacles: Not into it. Won't go out of his way to chase anybody.
Jungwon || the high priestess: He's a rather private and cautious person. Doesn't like to appear or to feel like he's "desperate" to get someone's attention.
Sunoo || four of swords: It doesn't interest him at all. Wants to keep his peace.
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I should’ve never picked up JJK I should’ve watched those volleyball twinks instead nothing bad happens there
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