bug! (she/they)

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

There will always be a hole in my heart where 6 more seasons of Firefly should be. Like fr that show should have had at least 3 more great seasons followed by like 2 or 3 shitty ones where they lose the plot and forget who their characters are like EVERY OTHER cult tv show! We should have never REALLY had all of our questions answered about River and the Alliance but we should have gotten a million red herrings and hints and random side plots that ALMOST get us the there! It deserved to have the Heroes/X Files/Twin Peaks treatment with a consistently deferred resolution that lasts YEARS and I don’t think I will ever truly stop mourning the loss of a world in which I could have an entire box set of Firefly DVDs and hundreds of hours of space western nonsense

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

Joy and whimsy detected! This sneaky (?) bittern is joyful and whimsical!

Post TLG Shane and Ilya have to stay with Yuna and David for a few days because the repairs to the cottage weren’t finished by the time the season ended. The first night, Shane tries to initiate sex but Ilya shuts him down. Shane is worried that something is wrong but Ilya is like “You’re too loud, they’ll hear” and Shane spends the next 10 minutes trying to convince Ilya he’ll be quiet (“I’ll be quiet. I’ll suck on your fingers to keep quiet, Ilya.”). Meanwhile, down the hall, Yuna and David are having the exact same argument (“No, David. You’ve been so loud since Shane moved out. The boys will hear.” “…I can’t make noise if you sit on my face.”)