Happy pride to all the queer snzfuckers here 💛💐

happy pride to my fellow queer snzfuckers! i hope you all know that you’re sooo beautiful and sexy and loved, and that the world is a better place with you in it!

i don’t want responsibilities i want to sneeze into tall girl laps

Having a sneeze fetish is so goofy. Like "Oh, I have to sneeze! AH- ACHOO!!! Oh, bless me~" absolute cornball behavior

B is too preoccupied with a task to bless or really even acknowledge A, who keeps sneezing for whatever reason. Wanting B’s attention without having to ask for it, A makes their sneezes progressively louder and more dramatic until B, who is used to A’s antics, finally concedes with a smile “Okay, okay, you’ve got my attention, now bless you.”

big noses >>>>>>>>>> vocal hitches >>>>>>>>> teasing build-ups >>>>>>>>> tilting their head back before a sneeze >>>>>>>>> half-lidded eyes as they hitch >>>>>>>>> fanning at their face >>>>>>>