huh?

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

do the kids today even know about azlyrics? the calming lavender?

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad