yes

I don’t know what to do.

then you arent awake

One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

I am reminded of a film about a young man who comes upon a rat in the streets of Paris. This rat is special; he has been gifted with a talent for the culinary arts. He transcends his station as vermin. Yet he is cursed to live a half life, his greatest talent confined to the kitchen in which he will never be welcome. Yet he strives to live; he conducts himself through the young man, concealed within the chef’s toque. The man becomes marionette to the rat - yet the rat himself is puppet to the whims of his own ability, unable to find significance in the simplicity of his species’ station. In the end, it is only the food which escapes the cruel influence of obligation. It is constituted not by what it must do, but only by what it has always been. Tell me, Will, are you the rat? The young man, controlled? Or are you, perhaps… the food?

Que weno

ok fuck that got me

He looks like a show horse who was very suddenly turned into a human

does anyone else like… not know what they want… at all

Nah I want the Big Mac with fries vanilla milkshake no lettuce chicken nuggets with barbecue sauce a large coke a filet o fish with extra cheese a small fries and ice cream cone and a medium sprite with no ice

I dislike this. 

if you arent adding things to your instant noodles you might be some kind of creature

like i think if youre just eating it with the flavour packet alone or, god forbid, without any additions, you are probably a beast of some kind