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i think it's a red flag if you own funko pops

Dont you love seeing redditors on objectively not the correct website to be talking like that. Come here boy you'll do numbers

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

One of the main appeals of tumblr (queues) is getting ruined by the fact that a significant chunk of its users gets completely nuked every month or so

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

wowwwwwwww this male character I'm a fan of is so weak and incompetent, he's a woman to me. not actually a woman though. that’s icky. let men be feminine. I'm just saying he's like one because he's weak and incompetent and and submissive incredibly pathetic compared to everyone around him. like women are.

like. when someone says something misogynistic about a character the character isn’t actually the one suffering from misogyny. it’s the people they interact with when they’re being misogynistic about the character who have to deal with that.

still wild to me that the first response I got to this post, within a day of making it, was blaming transgender women for this. i tried wording the original post in a way it would be clear this was about people who would talk about male characters as feminine men without ever accepting transfemininity, but people are soooo eager to throw transfems under the bus.

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books