૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

Please stop he is drowning…..

‎

I miss Ryan Gosling

Nobody warns you about this but if you get top surgery you might regret it as soon as you drop something you're eating and instead of falling between your boobs where you can then easily fish it out, it falls into your lap, or even worse: the floor, which makes it significantly harder to retrieve. You might even have to bend over. You have been warned.

does anyone else feel like they’re drowning 24/7 or is just me and that weird lady from my chemical romance

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter