My dogs an idiot

I can hear the lugs on that van screaming for mercy.

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FUCK the LUGS, I’M screaming for mercy

today is a good day to remember that all abortion is moral and abortion should unequivocally be available on demand and without apology

Your morals are weak and unable to survive in a vacuum. Go sit in the corner and shut up.

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My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

Amazing!

when will they invite the muppets to the met gala. when will the gala be muppets themed

When celebrities gain taste

Better: Camboy Skull

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

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Gandalf is the jason Todd mask phenomenon

Imagine if in CA: CW instead of Bucky trying to break out of the cell and turning into the Winter Soldier when Zemo reads the trigger words he just starts singing really loud so he can't hear Zemo's voice anymore.