But Not To Me

"there are no jobs" wooga literally wants you to woog. for money.

No one has ever made money

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

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Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

u gotta keep bothering people until you find the ones that love it

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

neighbor kid bought a 6 pack of bubble fluid and casually came by to say "oh I think I bought too much, do you think you could possibly use some?" and I think it is very cute that he obviously just wants to share some bubbles with me and sees me as a friend. and of course I graciously accepted because how could I say no and also bubbles are often a good cat toy.

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

no one has ever gone to the club

true club has never been tried

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent