But Not To Me

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

dont be mad but i laid an egg in your bed and if you try to move it ill get really angry.