Nitwits

if we break up or stop being friends your secrets are still my secrets, i’ll stick to my word regardless

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

This is exactly why it’s so important to have a good relationship with ourselves.

my girlfriend just woke up from a nap and the first thing she said was “i forgot i still have chicken nuggets” and ate cold nuggets and went back to sleep and i don’t think i’ve ever loved someone this much

“The Native Americans believed…” Shit I didn’t know that all 560+ indigenous tribes all believed in the same thing

Every fucking time I see anything that starts with that shit haha

theres nothing that gives me more anxiety than when someone says ‘we need to talk’ or ‘can i ask you a question’ like go ahead and do it dont leave me wondering thinking about it all day

Cats Against Literacy

if u have a bad relationship w your mom I’m really sorry I hope u have a nice older sister or stepmom or grandma or aunt or maybe even just a really nurturing best friend bc mom figures are the most important figures in society and if u don’t have a mom figure I’m your mom now

Listen if whoever adopts that child does not adopt that cat this world deserves to end. 

can you imagine how fucking hard the storyboard artist mustve been laughing when they made this scene i am just picturing a dorky lil dude hunched over holidng a pencil and losing their damn shit