SLOTHS ARE REAL

italian man equivalent of those dog owners who intentionally agitate their chihuahuas for views

happy pride to my trans cow best friends

My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

there won't be any results though because you just made it up

One time I made up a name for a character and after googling it discovered it was a Zimbabwean slur

Star Wars used "Jizz" as the name for a genre of music.

Oh my god, I had completely forgotten about this. When I was in middle school my best friend and I wrote fantasy stories and shared them with each other for feedback and she had named the staple food of her fictional nation's labor class "cum stew." I said nothing. Mandi, if you're out there, I'm sorry. I hope that detail didn't make it into the second draft before you let your dad who was a pastor read it.

oscar worthy

*tosses the crab like a wedding bouquet*