I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, literally me and my bestie

the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

What’s crazy is you can just meet someone and have no idea they’re going to change your life forever

Kink: being called baby in a soft and gentle voice

what a beautiful horrible thing to feel so much

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

oh leonid, we're really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.