*dirty orbeez

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

i've been told i'm real trustworthy. ⭐️ knowin' you, you'll take m'word and then some. can't imagine ya'd run with it, though.

hehheh! sounds like you know me pretty well~

heh, well, that's one i'll for sure just have to take your word on.

i mean... like both of 'em, don't get me wrong. but they're different, yeah. sound travels different down there. sounds different hittin' different grounds and surfaces, too.

huh. fair point. never thought of hearin' rain without that little echo off the stone walls. i mean besides on shows and stuff, but even then it all sounds kinda samey.

still rainin' hard as ever... and lyin' on the couch in this dark's never felt so calm. dog wedged in beside me and all.

you know, i been wondering. is real rain really all that different from the leaky parts of waterfall? it's still water getting dropped from high up isn't it

“Are you decent?” Morally? Absolutely not. Decent like do I have pants on? Also no

the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going

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holy shit i am in tears

ITS TIME

[Video description: A short clip from the show Make Some Noise. Erika Ishii, imitating Ebenezer Scrooge, points dramatically and yells, "You, boy! What day is it?" Brennan responds, "It's pride, bitch!" End description.]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

It's good goo