Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

He got mad as helllll

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

Sharing for delight

guy who says "it's okay im reclaiming it" when you tell him not to take the lord's name in vain

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

it’s easy to boycott many products and services if you don’t have money for them in the first place

patting myself on the back for making it through another day of not purchasing a Tesla because of my strong ideological commitments

If you're white and have "dreadlocks" you're automatically ugly. I don't make the rules.