That stream do be slipping

men's wrestling promos are so fucking horny it's hysterical. They will be shirtless, dickprint out, glistening, yelling "I'm going to TOP this man in the RING. I'm going to TAKE his ASS and leave his body QUIVERING. I'm going to FIST this man to a PROSTATE ORGASM" and then the commentators are just like "fighting words from the champ there"

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out

#real

this is probably because the average D&D player doesn't read their own rulebook

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

You’re telling me falling in love is real I thought that was just something made up to make music more interesting

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

The fact that most mobile suits in seed are just Gundam variants pisses me off cause I absolutely love the design of the GINN and is one of my favourite Gundam AU zaku designs and apparently in seed destiny the main bad guy grunt MS’s are zakus again for some reason like whyyyyyy

If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

sometimes you’re in your early twenties and your two emotions are horny and suicidal and neither ever ever go away

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

"maybe I should start working out" - recurring quote from person who's never demonstrated the ability to do or achieve anything

burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.