Hello MTV and welcome to my womb

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

healing era (it's getting worse)

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

cooking is one of life’s greatest evils….cooking for 1 hour just to eat for 5-15 mins….i’m so sick

i been dying for a minute

You’ve been dying your whole life

his name is Movement

the club penguin staff would never treat their users like this is all im saying