slime factory

Its surprisingly tasty????

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

"... ah."

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇

edit: idk if edits show up like this on posts but like. i have an educational reblog on this post. and. it is linked in the comments for easy finding. also added tags for filtering because this is my first containment breach i kinda half assed the tags when i posted this. i might add more if i see others add tags that make sense or if yall ask.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

home cooked meal