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on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!” 

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

I would not survive a vibe check right now

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

sexting on the google doc

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

if cherries didn’t have that little rock in them then grapes would be out of a job

oh god im responsible for me

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

mentally I am always lying in a field of flowers

daydreaming about hoodie weather

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out