hic svnt leones

les miserables?? lesbians shouldn’t be sad that’s so fucked up

breakfastless behavior

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

when cats sniff u they are saying smello

the intimacy of sliding your fingers along the underside of a device's surface as you search for its ports

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

*me, literally sick with want* whatever