♪ Wa-pa-pap-pow ♪

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

Your Big Bad has seven lieutenants, each with a different theme, powerset and quirk. As the adventure goes on, it becomes more and more clear they’re all just the Big Bad in a variety of halloween costumes. They’re very lonely

why is everyone on 4chan a fucking inhuman goblin creature why dont they have normal proportions

racism poisoning

bono, 1988 or so, wishing anime wasn’t real