your move, sea pizzas.

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

I love it when my boyfriend pops my eardrums whilst fucking me raw

WE KNOW

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.

sorry does that say the follow up to virtual insanity is rearranging furniture

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

wild vs caught pokemon

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

I write to you with tears in my eyes. The genocide killed our provider, the one who gave us food and clean water. My older brother was our support; he provided food for us and my mother, who was suffering from cancer. My brother was killed by a treacherous bullet to the head; he died instantly. My mother's health deteriorated afterward until she died from the hunger and disease that ravaged her body. My brother, my father, and I were left alone, with nothing to satisfy our hunger or silence our gnawing stomachs

Our bodies have been weakened by lack of food and clean water, and diseases have taken hold. I am now suffering from chest pain; I have been struck by a wheezing that causes shortness of breath and has confined me to bed. I find it difficult to move. Meanwhile, my younger brother and my frail father, who is suffering from the pain of loss and hunger, remain

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

they do theyre just called adhd

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

you got himiko toga in ur replies I'm dead

You’re a hideous, terrifying monster. One day, you meet an innocent little girl who isn’t afraid of you and treats you like anyone else. Day after day, you play together until you’re eventually separated. Many years later, you meet her again, but this time, she’s terrified of you.

genuinely I have an oc like this but I made it when I was 14 so it's a giant mutant bat named Starburst