Y’all too old to be saying you don’t like vegetables and/or water.

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

Depression is a mental cancer: you can get cured and it can come back, you might die because of it, the medications make you worse at first and you can live with it the rest of your life, fighting it until your inevitable death.

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

i have literally no understanding of why computers work. how the fuck are a bunch of ones and zeroes which represent basically an on/off switch, going 2 translate into Video Games. thats like if i just flickered the lights in my bedroom real fast in a specific order and then suddenly i was playing skyrim.