pure bliss, bc *say it with me now* that shit ain't got nothing to do with Me.

my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.

i'm a simple girl: i see sunlight on the water, i find god

life is about listening to good music and finding 2-3 people you can be your complete unhinged self with

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

oh to be a guard dog given a chain of sausages by a burglar in exchange for my silence