Guess I Die

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

My suck or fuck response kicked in

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

they should invent a father you can forgive

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on