Disco Elysium brainrot

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

your cat was an honor to see in the window

"it's not that deep bro"<-guy who refuses to examine personal biases and grow as a person

What?

No, What's on second.