Some Random Crap

yall put master splinter back in them sewers 

Tf are those 3 bootleg emojis looking like someone with sleep apnea

is this a renaissance painting?

“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer” -The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015

As an art history major I am offended that everyone assumes anything like this is renaissance when it is clearly baroque 1) high contrast lighting 2) dynamic composition and pose 3) elaborate over the top and unnecessary

2017 is the year we find love

even the uglies?

Especially us uglies

don’t 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 disco 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 won’t 👏🏼 panic 👏🏼

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.

@lonelycremepuff

you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all

Someone should yell “Okay Google” over the intercom at Google HQ.