Sleepless & Single

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Maybe it’s me, but Christmas is supposed to be the time to spend with family, friends, and other loved ones...not strangers you’ve never met before.

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Also, I feel like many would say that love is picky. And in the case that love isn’t picky--sorry, buddy, I am.

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After some contemplating, I’ve concluded that this is 60% flattering, 40% creepy. 

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I’m not entirely sure what that means, but it seems flattering, right?

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Um yeah, let’s do that and not focus on how much more awkward I feel because I thought it went okay...

How I feel during basically every first date.

First, I hope I don’t depict myself as someone so selfish or greedy. And secondly, if I was so selfish and greedy, I doubt I’d be impressed by someone who stopped me from this theoretical TV. Very non sequitar IMO.

When I consider if I should really be eating extra dessert.

I’m sorry?

It’s extra sucky being single around the holidays. There should also be a block feature for everyone’s happy holiday couple/family photos on social media. Just saying.

There are some situations in life where giving up is probably best...

How I feel with every piece of wedding and baby marketing material I receive.