“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

yall can keep the mean femmes, i want the nice gentle femmes who let me take care of them and don’t make fun of me for being emotional

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

why did elementary and middle school teachers get so mad when you finished your work early and did silent reading? I was an A/B student and some of them would be so pissed when I finished my test within 15 minutes and whipped out my N. D. Wilson novel or whatever

I still can’t get over the fact that Aubrey Plaza got Kathryn Hahn pregnant on a Disney Plus show. This year has been wild.

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

The hottest thing a woman can do is be slightly disheveled and covered in blood.

yes I DO cross my arms and pout when I’m upset, what about it?!