get over it

we know why

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

im a snail and god is salting me

i’m gonna get good at art, get a girlfriend, and fight god

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

a criminal

A hero

an artist

ch iken….

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps