me: *trying to study*
my braincell:

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@studytipsforall
me: *trying to study*
my braincell:

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me: *studying*
my brain: little pig boy comes from the dirt
Just noticed the word 'studying' contains the word 'dying'.
COINCIDENCE?
My brain cannot handle time, planning or deadlines
Zoom. Exams.
... 'nuff said.

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In this essay I will -
(be very very thankful that we don't write on paper anymore, otherwise my essay would be so tear-stained as to be unreadable)
me watching my life fall apart in front of my eyes and still not taking it seriously:
me @ my brain: dude we have to study. we gotta focus, man, we gotta focus right now
my brain:
Study Tip #49
Your life is a joke, and the gods are laughing
Study Tip #48
Instead of using your time to study productively, spend two thirds of the day doing this:

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my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
Amen
Study Tip #47
me: alright!! I'm going to take advantage of this period of social distancing to catch up with my studies!!
also me: *spends an entire TWO MONTHS doing literally nothing*
Study Tip #46
someone: wow how do you not get anxious before exams?
me:
Ah, yes. "Studying"
Also known as "Is that really all I have in my fridge? Really? Are we completely sure? *checks for the eleventh time*"
Study Tip #45
me: "oh I'm so sorry I can't come, I'm just SO busy with studying..."
also me:

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Study Tip #44
Reading books for pleasure is now as foreign a concept as hearing a squirrel talk
Study tips rated from 1 to 10
color coordinate: hands down the absolute best way to waste time and have fun doing it. 10/10
organize your schedule: it'll take at least three to four hours, and you'll do it proudly and shamelessly. After all, you're being productive, and kinda working, right? 8/10
prepare in advance: before cracking open those books, you might wonder, "wait, how do you study?" Legit question. Perfect time for a few searches on the internet, just a few minutes to clear a few doubts. Haha. Minutes. Right. Dumbass. 6/10
leave the phone: suddenly I have a pressing need to know how to say 'moist' in spanish. The world is a cold, lonely place. Who am I? Have I always been so untethered? 2/10
participate and talk to your teacher: ew, no. -10/10