The Art of Studying

my braincell:

my brain:

Instead of using your time to study productively, spend two thirds of the day doing this:

me: alright!! I'm going to take advantage of this period of social distancing to catch up with my studies!!

someone: wow how do you not get anxious before exams?

me:

me: "oh I'm so sorry I can't come, I'm just SO busy with studying..."

also me:

color coordinate: hands down the absolute best way to waste time and have fun doing it. 10/10

organize your schedule: it'll take at least three to four hours, and you'll do it proudly and shamelessly. After all, you're being productive, and kinda working, right? 8/10

prepare in advance: before cracking open those books, you might wonder, "wait, how do you study?" Legit question. Perfect time for a few searches on the internet, just a few minutes to clear a few doubts. Haha. Minutes. Right. Dumbass. 6/10

leave the phone: suddenly I have a pressing need to know how to say 'moist' in spanish. The world is a cold, lonely place. Who am I? Have I always been so untethered? 2/10