Sleep Negative

All stories are real

FICTION = REALITY

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

I don’t think the animation was there last time I reblogget this.

olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist

oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

anyone remember Doug? The cartoon Doug? I remember it mostly for being terminally unfunny, and painfully boring.