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so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

nobody fucking appreciates me

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

MILF (mutual I’d like to friend)