i'm a very artistically ambitious person with a deep love of menial office work and that is why i'll make it in life

being a casual fan of asmr videos for almost 10 years is really funny because most people think you like it bc you're a huge perverted freak (and mind you i'm a freak in other ways) but this specifically is so comically mundane for me. Fuuuuck i'm stressed and can't sleep the only thing that can help is listening to a hotel receptionist quietly check me in. I'm having a panic attack who has tweezers and positive affirmations

inventing a new type of fun sexy roleplay in rhis one you pull my hair in a specific pattern for several hours to alleviate my nerve pain and then we dont do anything else

i've been to 17 different countries and i can confirm that the most culture shock ive ever had was walking down broadway in nashville at 11:30 pm on a thursday

ok logging off any more puke talk will give me a panic attack sry

if u think when the toad came home is annoying i had a 2 monrh period where i did not stfu about pulled pork park and smoking canine gabapentin

I am not going to lie having fairly severe emetophobia made that b stage difficult

shake shack is so good im gon a cum

im post show thirst trapping on my ig story ray toro style maybe i shpuld start posting my face again so i can do jt here too

i habe a lot of videos i will post tomorrow including hq jacket switch and dagger and clerk being femdommed and such things and i tried to upload hq slap but idk if it went thru well see wait YES IT DID

new wanted posters and rules and draag decreed bush inspection

is brandon joel walking around in a pepe outfit or is that just a really dedicated and charismatic cosplayer