and then you remember that joan jett is opening the next show

definitely the funniest setlist to have leaked ahead of time. like yeah yeah they’re gonna play honey this mirror and jack the ripper sure bud AND THEN THEY DID

oh my goodddd they’re literally bending me over and fucking me right nowwww

when the bstage setlist bends you over and fucks you

I need to email Charlotte Kelso

This is actually probably extremely doable but I can't because I don't want to bother her

I need Charlotte Kelso to email me

all this discourse over tpk and they're just like. "yeah it came out? kinda? anyways here's cemetery drive" like they do NOT care

I WAS OUT BUYING FROM THE CRITERION SALE AND THEY PLAY HONEY THIS MIRROR AND JACK THE RIPPER? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

Sometimes you really DO have to remind yourself that despite it being a stadium tour (lame, indistinguishable from much worse emo revival sellout acts) that it'salllllllll worth it because at the end of the day they're doing it for the greater good (exposing 16 year olds to live gore, inciting mass hysteria, fucking the wound)

i tried to explain what an anomaly was to my dad in the grocery store and he fully did not get it