Alison

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

absolute decadence

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

Lost in the sauce

The moral of knives out was entitled rich people are the same. There were various types of political leanings in the Thrombey family: leftist, liberal, conservative, alt-right. However, none of that mattered when their money was threatened, whatever political opinions they held went out the window if it meant saving their lifestyle. 

What's gender?

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

Turn on the volume, it makes the whole video

@zooophagous

I’m obsessed with this video

                                                                                                                                           #“a carpenter who only marginally signed up for this” is making me DIE LAUGHING                                                                                                        #whatever my status wrt faith I will never not love the incredible weirdness at the heart of christianity; a cannibalistic eldritch cult                                                                                                        #founded on the idea that a political prisoner was actually god                                                                                                        #listen…….saying “a prophet is never accepted in his hometown” is one thing                                                                                                        #when the prophet in question was a stone cold eldritch weirdo and also a teenager it becomes much more understandable                                                                                                        #I also think that missing from this picture is the fact that jesus (whose actual name is josh) was hanging around doing contractor work                                                                                                        #while being the WEIRDEST FUCKER IN NAZARETH                                                                                                        #please imagine your local plumber showing up with his kid who has a 1000 yard stare and Opinions on the torah                                                                                                        #“he is taking his bar mitzvah really seriously!” you laugh with your plumber who is also his father                                                                                                        #“you have no idea” his father says looking briefly haunted. “I blame his mother.”                                                                                                        #as you were speaking the kid has turned the pipes into gold and is quietly telling them that the kingdom is at hand but the door is narrow                                                                                                        #(when he gets home his mother pats his cheek and asks him if he’s watched that youtube video she recommended)                                            

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

HEHROW?