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if they plug me into the computer and instead of having superpowers, being an animal, and having sex all day, I have to go to an office job amd socialize with A.I.s? I am going to the cave, give me the slop

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hellenhighwater

How did you train your cats to not wake you up?

By rolling over and stubbornly feigning sleep if they did.

Their brains are little cause-effect engines. If standing next to your face and yelling until you feed them doesn't actually produce that result, they'll eventually stop doing it. You just have to outlast them.

tafkarfanfic

So, we tried doing this with a cat we were looking after. We would not get up until the alarm clock went off.

One morning, he was standing by my head and screaming, but not in my ear. I looked up and saw that he had his little face one inch from the alarm clock. Because we only woke up when the alarm clock went off, he decided that it was the alarm clock that he needed to scream at until it woke up.

d6b-onion

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

stand-up-gifs

Oh Biden's getting MESSY messy

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supagirl

#😂😂😂

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the-old-fashioned-girl

I feel like more people should know about the Filipino phrase bahala na si Batman. quite literally, it means it's up to Batman. on a more figurative level, it means that you're leaving something to God/fate - metaphorically represented by Batman, of course.

big event that you haven't prepared for but you're going anyway? bahala na si Batman. major exams coming up and you haven't reviewed yet? bahala na si Batman. about to do anything remotely risky/luck-based? bahala na si Batman.

anyways, I just think it's hilarious that Batman is now a part of our culture through this saying. is this a thing in other cultures/languages too? let me know!

the-old-fashioned-girl

@freenarnian you're welcome lol, those are pretty much accurate translations XD

I hear this phrase thrown around a lot during exam season, and each time I imagine this silly image of Batman being annoyed as he scrambles to help thousands of college students at the same time

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heroineimages

Bill Watterson explained that the third panel is based on his dad, without exaggeration.

love-and-socialism

Incredible. They're so close to getting it.

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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14

mswyrr

https://twitter.com/delaneykingrox/status/1090402436995473408

woman-respecter

a great thing about people transitioning is it presents us with scenarios where we have the perfect control variable to undeniably reveal sexism in the workplace. I read about a trans man neuroscientist who was told he was “so much smarter than his sister” (his sister being his pre-transition self)

and damn i knew the gaming industry was notoriously sexist (even more sexist than other stem fields, and that’s saying a lot) but seeing it laid out so clearly like this is so demoralizing.

42chickens

Ben Barres was that neuroscientist

catboybiologist

Barres has been discussed a lot by my peers, and is generally considered an icon for people like me. And his biting statements on sexism are a HUGE part of that. I don’t have much to say other than yes, it’s a big problem and still is.

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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