I'm all about this life

Finally. Some good fucking christians

When you’re young, they tell you you’re very special. When you’re an adult, they ask you “what do you think makes you so special?” When you’re dead, they tell you you were a special person.

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

Ocean*

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Has science gone too far

I’m dying this is wonderful. 

I’m happy for her

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

Heroines.

Iconic

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life