I have no idea what I'm doing

a man enters a clown car and his skeleton emerges from the other side, picked clean

A bat, but in the place of wings are humanoid hands. It scuttles like a crab.

If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

I want everyone who disagrees with this post to come back to me in a couple years and tell me how that shit worked out.

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

Bold of you to assume that B99 won’t do it themselves

I think I just wet the bed from laughing

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

damnnnnn 

damn this had like 3k notes yesterday