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this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor