A fucking unicorn

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Me: (covered in oil) Maybe

Someday, may I reach the pinnacle of comedy that has eluded my cranium, but the time is but now.

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And anyone who wants to joinnnnn

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uhh idk open tags ig

Ehehehe

also girl why r u tagging satan???? u dont wnat the fame ong

What about u guys?? @asleepstew @autisticweirdooo @simmeringdragon

Get Double tagged -> @asleepstew

@clodsilly @minosprimeenjoyer

@skyvancer @pandorathepenguin3236 @moldysamxmoldymario

@minosprimeenjoyer @falsemindflayer @skyvancer @moldysamxmoldymario @obigawesomeo oh and for the fun of it, @asleepstew get quadruple tagged muahahahahahahaaaah

@skyvancer @lavenderdiedforthetenthtime @autisticweirdooo

Stay off the hook and use interrobangs or something.