hey i'm ashtyn

Cats look if you touch them

they look at you

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

My fav disney adult thing is when they post "hidden mickeys" and there's NOTHING there. #psychosis

Did u fucking see that

in sports red card means everyone stops and eats a raspberry

a yellow card means they have to…. ummmmmmmmm….. i’m not know i just wanted to join in 😃

this is also the reason why siamese cats have brown fur only in the warmest parts of their bodies (paws, tails, and snouts!) ALSO!!, when they move to warmer climates, these cats slowly gain pigment progressively like they are sitting in an invisible bath of brown dye

My butcark is fine

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

The whole concept of worms being in apples kind of fell off but I think it’s such a good first lesson for kids. Like just being aware an Apple could have a worm…that was really formative for me