sky (aka göksu)

Phil takes a step back – no, really, he fully takes a step back as if Dan has developed a gross rash or something (he supposes cheese is the next best thing in the mind of Phil Lester), and Dan feels heat rise to his cheeks in a way it hasn’t for a very, very long time with Phil. “Dan, is the cheese doing it for you?” Phil asks, horrified. “What, all these years, did you have a secret cheese fetish we never discovered because I hate cheese?” “It’s not the cheese!” Dan calls out. … It’s a little bit the cheese.

The time loop is doing time loop things and Dan is staying home today, trying to figure out what he feels.

phil faces his punishment and flashes some serious cheddar

shoutout tofu one of my favourite followers/plant-based foods

No one's more shocked than me that the link worked. Anyway.

Time loop Chapter 5! The boys might be doing some flirting today, who knows. (Me, I know. And you could know too!)

what does eating pineapple, a personal bidet and a butt massage have in common?

"In York."

"When the fuck was this?"

"When i was at York."

“No, no, no,” he said, wiggling a finger. “You’ve got a lesson to learn first. You’ve violated the most important of commandments today – can you guess which one?” “Thou… shalt not flirt with other demons in front of your demon partner?” Phil squinted at him and then flinched when he felt something wrap around his dick, thin and long and tight, squeezing him painfully enough to drive tears into his eyes before letting go again. “I’d recommend you stop trying to be funny,” Dan purred into his ear, the sudden closeness of his voice driving chills down Phil’s spine. “It’ll only make things worse for you.” “What’s the first commandment, Phil?”

Phil has a vacuum where his faith used to be, and Dan is all too happy to fill it.