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And an Omega in heat will drive any Alpha crazy, we go completely–”

“Did you just say ‘we’?” Phil interrupts him.

“No, I mean–”

“Do you identify as an Alpha?” Phil is already laughing and only laughs more when he sees Dan’s entire face flush in front of him, going from pale to bright red in absolutely no time at all. “What, you’d spend your day listening to Andrew Tate podcasts about how to breed submissive Omegas?”

Phil keeps getting his Omegaverse lore wrong. Dan can’t take it anymore.

Well, that… and the heats Phil just doesn’t notice.

For @somecomfies, a winner of the @phandomgives fanworks raffle, who requested a reenactment of this moment from Dan's birthday livestream!

Thank you to everyone who supported and donated this year for Dan’s birthday drive!

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we finally react to the peak cinema that is TWILIGHT on the pham tier! come glitter with us

Phil stays quiet, his lips pressed together, until they’re all sat in their living room, Dan next to Phil on the sofa with far more space between them than they usually have, looking around helplessly. “Just what exactly do you remember?” he asks Dan. “Uh,” makes Dan. “I know my name is Dan. They told me.”

Dan has a ski accident and loses his memory. Phil can't do anything but offer him a home - Dan finds that said home is quite obscure.