Oh Worm?

what if writers did streams like artists did

if you find me while we’re playing hide and seek I’ll fucking kill you

you expect someone with the name “death the kid” to be super edgy but he owns a skateboard with his dads face on it

to be fair how do you be edgy when death is your dad? if you try to wera something edgy you just look like you love your dad

thats because he does

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

while the computer is what now

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

the funniest part of this was showing up at the Tufts emergency room with all these average folks with their dogs sitting politely on leashes in the waiting room and us being two very sweaty, disheveled haggy dykes who are bursting in and nearly running up to the desk holding a vulture in nothing but our bare hands and the look of extreme shock and horror on everybody’s face

Gay culture is bursting into an animal clinic looking to get medical treatment for a carrion bird

no babe its not cheating its called singular-consentual polyamory and im fucking valid ok

oh you’re just gonna marginalize me? after all we’ve been through? i helped you realize you were garnet kin. i bought that lithromantic flag for US. how could you do this to me babe

out blazing

… a trail for the other pioneers.  tomorrow we head west, in search of fame and fortune.  the oregon trail beckons us forth.  on ye oxen and ye settlers, let us claim our destiny