“With great power comes... a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with.”
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“With great power comes... a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with.”

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I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.
Oh my, Matt is a sap for cats-
Rolls chair over, empty coffee cup in hand.
"So about our caffeine allowance deal-"
“Hey, kiddo. Talking about your allowance you’re really good with tech, right?”
"I'm already onto your rescue deal, paa, if that's what you're worried about, I just..."
Shakes the empty cup.
"...Need a little push."
“I’ll get you a cup, don’t worry. It’s just really freaking your sister out about all the website stuff.”
Sighs, cracks knuckles, then spins in the chair.
"It's been a while...I didn't think break ups were emotionally consuming, but here I am....and don't be so worried, the case is quite easy, just needs the right work done..."
“Glad to hear it, this is why you’re the best kiddo”
"...It is very much possible that somebody just wants to mess with her for the hell of it, which is too bad, since their UI is about to show them some real time consequences of trying whatever this was..."
Shrugs.
"Would send them a software doxing threat, in an hour, tops."
“You’re amazing, I’ll get a cup brewing.”
"...Hey, dad, uh..."
She sighed, a bit of dread over her face. Scratched her neck, sheepishly. Weird. Clearly the girl couldn't be left alone with her thoughts for a moment.
"...How'd you...cope with the whole...separation you and Laura had...?"
“Oh. Okay, hitting heavy questions today.”
He sat down beside her, handing her a cup of coffee
“Truthfully it wasn’t easy. We both knew it wouldn’t be but it was the best decision for the two of us. We fought a lot, we had different values and styles and while I still love her it’s not the same type of love.“
“Sometimes relationships are about making compromises, even if those compromises are hard to make.”
Sighs, rotating in the chair, rubbing her eyes, then her tensed temples.
"...That's...mature, as hell, like...I cannot fathom it, but...I see how it's the way around everything..."
Then, glances up from between her fingers, palms on her face.
"....And you never wanted to like anyone again?"
Rolls chair over, empty coffee cup in hand.
"So about our caffeine allowance deal-"
“Hey, kiddo. Talking about your allowance you’re really good with tech, right?”
"I'm already onto your rescue deal, paa, if that's what you're worried about, I just..."
Shakes the empty cup.
"...Need a little push."
“I’ll get you a cup, don’t worry. It’s just really freaking your sister out about all the website stuff.”
Sighs, cracks knuckles, then spins in the chair.
"It's been a while...I didn't think break ups were emotionally consuming, but here I am....and don't be so worried, the case is quite easy, just needs the right work done..."
“Glad to hear it, this is why you’re the best kiddo”
"...It is very much possible that somebody just wants to mess with her for the hell of it, which is too bad, since their UI is about to show them some real time consequences of trying whatever this was..."
Shrugs.
"Would send them a software doxing threat, in an hour, tops."
“You’re amazing, I’ll get a cup brewing.”
"...Hey, dad, uh..."
She sighed, a bit of dread over her face. Scratched her neck, sheepishly. Weird. Clearly the girl couldn't be left alone with her thoughts for a moment.
"...How'd you...cope with the whole...separation you and Laura had...?"
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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“John Watson is gay!!” I say as they throw me in the rubber room
Love is the worst and I am lord byron
being in the feed of a freshly fallen out wounded woman must feel amazing.
since im starting to use tumblr more i thought to myself: why not post this silly little video here too?
i made it a while ago but whatever
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT @kaylabarton15 TO BE HAPPY SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HAPPINESS I DO I'M THE OLDEST SHE'S JUST A LITTLE BITCH WITH DADDY ISSUES LIKE GET OVER YOURSELF AND DON'T GET A BOYFRIEND YOU DON'T DESERVE ONE OH AND YOU'RE FAT SO STOP EATING
Says the person who cannot click a selfie without a filter on.
My pictures don't have filters
Whatever makes you feel better.
One of the many reasons why I want Daisy Johnson to come back is so Matt Murdock can find out that the little girl from Saint Agnes that he knew as Mary Sue Poots grew up to become a hacker, secret agent, inhuman, wanted vigilante and the Destroyer of Worlds

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WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT @kaylabarton15 TO BE HAPPY SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HAPPINESS I DO I'M THE OLDEST SHE'S JUST A LITTLE BITCH WITH DADDY ISSUES LIKE GET OVER YOURSELF AND DON'T GET A BOYFRIEND YOU DON'T DESERVE ONE OH AND YOU'RE FAT SO STOP EATING
Says the person who cannot click a selfie without a filter on.
Hi miss!!!! Choeesue? 🧀
@dorothyrogers
Blinks, thinking, 'Oh my god, there is...a child in the S.H.I.E.L.D hallway.'
"...Hey, kid..."
Blinks rapidly, then ducks down to her height.
"...Oh, sure, that's good, sharing is good...Uhm, it's not safe here, little miss, how'd you get here..."
"uhm... But my daddy is mr. Captain! Of course I can stay here, miss" *chews on a bite of cheese*
"...Oh, so...you're dad's...Steve..."
Nods, then picks her up.
"Okay that explains it...where do you wanna go, miss captain?"
"yay! Uh... Daddy would say 'Where the heart takes you'! Who are you, miss? You an agent?"
"Oh, yes, tell your dad he's very psychologically invested..."
Nods along.
"Well, yes, I sort of am, I don't have much family to manage besides my dads and my aunt, so I am an agent, full time..."
Pats her head.
"You have beautiful hair, kid, I knew someone with golden hair once..."
Rolls chair over, empty coffee cup in hand.
"So about our caffeine allowance deal-"
“Hey, kiddo. Talking about your allowance you’re really good with tech, right?”
"I'm already onto your rescue deal, paa, if that's what you're worried about, I just..."
Shakes the empty cup.
"...Need a little push."
“I’ll get you a cup, don’t worry. It’s just really freaking your sister out about all the website stuff.”
Sighs, cracks knuckles, then spins in the chair.
"It's been a while...I didn't think break ups were emotionally consuming, but here I am....and don't be so worried, the case is quite easy, just needs the right work done..."
“Glad to hear it, this is why you’re the best kiddo”
"...It is very much possible that somebody just wants to mess with her for the hell of it, which is too bad, since their UI is about to show them some real time consequences of trying whatever this was..."
Shrugs.
"Would send them a software doxing threat, in an hour, tops."
You don't even know @kaylabarton15. How do you know she's not making this up for attention. I'm not telling anyone who I am.
"Well, buddy, I may not know Kayla Barton but I very well know her digital footprint and user interface from all the data I have, so maybe cut the crap and let things happen. We can tell the rights and wrongs for ourselves, thanks."
You don't know if I'm a boy or a girl. How do you know her digital footprint? She created a website and a girl named Hailey and is bullying her. The website is on her damn tablet. Just look
"I, for one, wouldn't trust a person who's too afraid to even show their face for once. I also, have better things to do than entertain your unemployed ass, so bugger off before your IP is out."
Sometimes lying on the bed is not enough, it is important that when undergoing such times, one must consider the floor.
Hi miss!!!! Choeesue? 🧀
@dorothyrogers
Blinks, thinking, 'Oh my god, there is...a child in the S.H.I.E.L.D hallway.'
"...Hey, kid..."
Blinks rapidly, then ducks down to her height.
"...Oh, sure, that's good, sharing is good...Uhm, it's not safe here, little miss, how'd you get here..."
"uhm... But my daddy is mr. Captain! Of course I can stay here, miss" *chews on a bite of cheese*
"...Oh, so...you're dad's...Steve..."
Nods, then picks her up.
"Okay that explains it...where do you wanna go, miss captain?"

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Rolls chair over, empty coffee cup in hand.
"So about our caffeine allowance deal-"
“Hey, kiddo. Talking about your allowance you’re really good with tech, right?”
"I'm already onto your rescue deal, paa, if that's what you're worried about, I just..."
Shakes the empty cup.
"...Need a little push."
“I’ll get you a cup, don’t worry. It’s just really freaking your sister out about all the website stuff.”
Sighs, cracks knuckles, then spins in the chair.
"It's been a while...I didn't think break ups were emotionally consuming, but here I am....and don't be so worried, the case is quite easy, just needs the right work done..."
“Glad to hear it, this is why you’re the best kiddo”
"...It is very much possible that somebody just wants to mess with her for the hell of it, which is too bad, since their UI is about to show them some real time consequences of trying whatever this was..."
Shrugs.
"Would send them a software doxing threat, in an hour, tops."
You don't even know @kaylabarton15. How do you know she's not making this up for attention. I'm not telling anyone who I am.
"Well, buddy, I may not know Kayla Barton but I very well know her digital footprint and user interface from all the data I have, so maybe cut the crap and let things happen. We can tell the rights and wrongs for ourselves, thanks."
Hi miss!!!! Choeesue? 🧀
@dorothyrogers
Blinks, thinking, 'Oh my god, there is...a child in the S.H.I.E.L.D hallway.'
"...Hey, kid..."
Blinks rapidly, then ducks down to her height.
"...Oh, sure, that's good, sharing is good...Uhm, it's not safe here, little miss, how'd you get here..."