he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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…what???
this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy
try building it on land next time you stupid italians
^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane
Whoa mama mia cunt
he is INSANE
He had a whole shpeal asking Chat if we’d watch him just eat his lunch on stream, just AS the stream.
Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
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you can’t make this shit up
I hate this post but it is so fun to share with others and gather reactions
Did John seriously just do that
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Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian
Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten
reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly
love who u love ❤🇩🇪
The best part of this image is that the gorilla isn’t named Mental Disorder - Mental Disorder is the name of the three-foot-tall potato person the gorilla is gently cradling under his arm while it hauls ass at the same speed as a motor vehicle
Happy Eurovision day everyone

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Things that aren’t homophobic, but feel homophobic
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
May your GPA rise due to clerical error.
this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades
This is amazin, how does this even—
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
May your GPA rise due to clerical error.
this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades
This is amazin, how does this even—
it really do be makeup time
Sapnap x reader imagine
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Fluff - Suggestive Joke
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After trying for what felt like forever to convince your boyfriend to let you put makeup on him while he was live, he’d finally agreed to let you put some eyeliner on. You excitedly shut the door to the room and walk over to the desk. “Okay babe,” You sit down next to Nick, “I got the eyeliner.” You grab his chair and turn it towards yourself. “Shouldn’t we face the camera, (Y/N)?” He asks. He rubs his chin and lips as you both turn back toward the desk. “Well- But then I won’t reach your eye!” You say, standing up and standing in front of him. “Sit on my lap then,” Nick smiles mischeviously and pats his lap. You roll your eyes, but take a seat anyways. You straddle him and grab his face. The back of the chair leans back slightly as you put your weight on Nick. “Close your eye,” You say. Nick furrows his brows, “Eye singular?” He asks. You sigh. “Can you not close your eyes individually?” You shoot back, sitting up. “No? Do you??” Nick sits up along with you. You let out an exaggerated sigh, “Okay, just- close your eyes then,” You say. Nick huffs and closes his eyes. “Alright, this might feel weird,” You slowly put the liquid eyeliner towards his left eye. As soon as the product touches his skin, Nick flinches back, jerking the entire chair back. “Oh my-” You sit back. “What the hell (Y/N)?” Nick goes to rub his eye, but you grab his wrist. “Absolutely not!” You say. Nick laughs and slowly puts his hand down. “That was weird.” He laughs. “One more try,” You say, placing your hand on his jaw to hold his face still. “Sit still now,” You try again, this time getting a solid line to cover the previous dot of product. You bite your lip, concentrating as you finish off the left eye. “Yay! Good job babe!” You cheer. Nick opens his eyes slowly, barely keeping them up and blinking violently. “This is weird (Y/N),” He comments. “I know, but let me do the other eye too?” You smile sweetly. Nick nods and sits back yet again. You lean forward and begin to put eyeliner on his right eye, when he suddenly moves on purpose. You mess up, and grab his face in annoyance. “Bruh-” You blurt out, “Sit still! I will draw a cock on your face!” You threaten. “Oop,” Nick laughs. He leans closer to your face. “I have a co-” He begins to say, but you slam your hand on his mouth to shut him up. He rolls the chair back, getting your entire body in the shot and places both hands on your ass. “Look at that,” He says muffled under your hand. You remove your hand from his mouth, using it to smack his baseball cap off his head. It does a flip, falling off his head to the floor. Nick groans. “What the he- (Y/N)!” he pouts. You put the cap on the eyeliner and throw it onto the ground as well. You get up, turn around and sit back down on Nick’s lap. He rolls the chair closer to the PC, where the live chat is a mix of “ew, gross, love” and “oo they fuckin’”. Bits and donations roll in, not that either of you hear the messages due to the headset being off. Nick leans forward, with you still on his lap and grabs it, putting the headset on. You lean back on his chest and rest your head against his chin. Nick wraps his arms around your waist and start thanking various donators and responding to chat messages.
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i’ve fallen completely back into my 2014/2015 fanfiction-reading, fangirl ass self so have this
if sapnap sees this 1) I am very sorry and 2) I will immediately commit several crimes towards myself okay cool have a nice day

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your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it
you had to be there, your honor