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i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

well it’s covered up

seal her into the heart of the mountain

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

addicted to lying

Its name was your name actualy