ooky spooky coochie

Still not what I want

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

Let's get friday afternoon pregnant with saturday morning