Care for some tea?

Yeah, I won't argue with that. Met him once, tried to be a good host while he was in my home but the guy just kept asking questions.

FOR REAL!!! man....,...he wont let us do ANYTHING!!

I take it he's just as invasive in the workplace as he is anywhere else, then? He got a statement out of me, once, about my scar, which I am of the mind that you should never ask anyone about upon first meeting. Almost considered killing him for it.

he asks me about everything ........ then gets upset when I give him "too much information" like .....

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

Hm. I actually don’t know what he thinks of me right now, but it’s not like he can do anything about it! I have technically been researching something lately that counts as work. The Circus has been stepping on our toes for too long and I’m going to do something about it for once. But don’t worry, your horror god isn’t part of our current problems.

Are you also trying to stop The Unknowing? Some of the fears and other avatars have really wanted to make it happen where I'm from, but personally I'd rather not watch the world get remade. Mind sharing some of that research?

Yep. Erik, our coworker, said that technically we wouldn’t need to stop it, but I’m not letting those clowns get away with their shitty ritual. They’ve killed enough people already, there’s no WAY they’re also doing a deadly ritual. I could show you some of the research I’ve done, I think I’ve gathered as many statements about it as I could find in the archives.

Yeah, no. Im sure they wouldn’t with how nasty the Stranger is. I can’t stand it, I don’t know what I’d do if I lived in a world ruled by it! I’ll try to find a way to send the files to you? I don’t think even leaking all of them to the public through tumblr could get me fired, but it would be a major inconvenience if Elias got mad so I’ll probablyyy give ‘em to you later.

Ugh I WISH I could get fired. That bastard Bitchard won’t let me leave despite me being absolutely useless to him and his precious little institute! I can’t quit and he won’t fire me. Spooky contract bullshit. If only I worked a normal job… maybe I would get fired for leaking private information. I’d rather not find out how Elias is when he’s upset though.

Oh please! I’d gladly watch him fall forever if I could, but with how he killed Leitner and Gertrude… he might try to kill you. Even if you’re one of those spooky people and they weren’t. Or at least not as much as you are last I’ve checked. You’d better count yourself lucky that you didn’t apply! Im jealous!

Wait, go back a moment, HE KILLED LEITNER???

I know, it's INSANE, I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ONE

I already tried, thought the bastard wasn't him as he was such a pathetic and scared old man, so I ended up letting him go

Figures he'd be pathetic. I never met him in person, but I can't imagine someone foolish as he was would look particularly extraordinary.

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

Hm. I actually don’t know what he thinks of me right now, but it’s not like he can do anything about it! I have technically been researching something lately that counts as work. The Circus has been stepping on our toes for too long and I’m going to do something about it for once. But don’t worry, your horror god isn’t part of our current problems.

Are you also trying to stop The Unknowing? Some of the fears and other avatars have really wanted to make it happen where I'm from, but personally I'd rather not watch the world get remade. Mind sharing some of that research?

Yep. Erik, our coworker, said that technically we wouldn’t need to stop it, but I’m not letting those clowns get away with their shitty ritual. They’ve killed enough people already, there’s no WAY they’re also doing a deadly ritual. I could show you some of the research I’ve done, I think I’ve gathered as many statements about it as I could find in the archives.

Yeah, no. Im sure they wouldn’t with how nasty the Stranger is. I can’t stand it, I don’t know what I’d do if I lived in a world ruled by it! I’ll try to find a way to send the files to you? I don’t think even leaking all of them to the public through tumblr could get me fired, but it would be a major inconvenience if Elias got mad so I’ll probablyyy give ‘em to you later.

Ugh I WISH I could get fired. That bastard Bitchard won’t let me leave despite me being absolutely useless to him and his precious little institute! I can’t quit and he won’t fire me. Spooky contract bullshit. If only I worked a normal job… maybe I would get fired for leaking private information. I’d rather not find out how Elias is when he’s upset though.

Oh please! I’d gladly watch him fall forever if I could, but with how he killed Leitner and Gertrude… he might try to kill you. Even if you’re one of those spooky people and they weren’t. Or at least not as much as you are last I’ve checked. You’d better count yourself lucky that you didn’t apply! Im jealous!

Wait, go back a moment, HE KILLED LEITNER???

I know, it's INSANE, I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ONE

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

Hm. I actually don’t know what he thinks of me right now, but it’s not like he can do anything about it! I have technically been researching something lately that counts as work. The Circus has been stepping on our toes for too long and I’m going to do something about it for once. But don’t worry, your horror god isn’t part of our current problems.

Are you also trying to stop The Unknowing? Some of the fears and other avatars have really wanted to make it happen where I'm from, but personally I'd rather not watch the world get remade. Mind sharing some of that research?

Yep. Erik, our coworker, said that technically we wouldn’t need to stop it, but I’m not letting those clowns get away with their shitty ritual. They’ve killed enough people already, there’s no WAY they’re also doing a deadly ritual. I could show you some of the research I’ve done, I think I’ve gathered as many statements about it as I could find in the archives.

Yeah, no. Im sure they wouldn’t with how nasty the Stranger is. I can’t stand it, I don’t know what I’d do if I lived in a world ruled by it! I’ll try to find a way to send the files to you? I don’t think even leaking all of them to the public through tumblr could get me fired, but it would be a major inconvenience if Elias got mad so I’ll probablyyy give ‘em to you later.

Ugh I WISH I could get fired. That bastard Bitchard won’t let me leave despite me being absolutely useless to him and his precious little institute! I can’t quit and he won’t fire me. Spooky contract bullshit. If only I worked a normal job… maybe I would get fired for leaking private information. I’d rather not find out how Elias is when he’s upset though.

Oh please! I’d gladly watch him fall forever if I could, but with how he killed Leitner and Gertrude… he might try to kill you. Even if you’re one of those spooky people and they weren’t. Or at least not as much as you are last I’ve checked. You’d better count yourself lucky that you didn’t apply! Im jealous!

Wait, go back a moment, HE KILLED LEITNER???

Glad it happened, to be quite honest. I didn't hate him as much as some people did, but the way I saw it, he was a greedy hoarder who couldn't just leave the books alone. Who did he even think he was, keeping them all to himself and never letting anyone access them? No one can hold that much power, to control every book that rightfully belonged to the entities. I only wish it was a book that killed him, give him exactly what he deserved.

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

Hm. I actually don’t know what he thinks of me right now, but it’s not like he can do anything about it! I have technically been researching something lately that counts as work. The Circus has been stepping on our toes for too long and I’m going to do something about it for once. But don’t worry, your horror god isn’t part of our current problems.

Are you also trying to stop The Unknowing? Some of the fears and other avatars have really wanted to make it happen where I'm from, but personally I'd rather not watch the world get remade. Mind sharing some of that research?

Yep. Erik, our coworker, said that technically we wouldn’t need to stop it, but I’m not letting those clowns get away with their shitty ritual. They’ve killed enough people already, there’s no WAY they’re also doing a deadly ritual. I could show you some of the research I’ve done, I think I’ve gathered as many statements about it as I could find in the archives.

Yeah, no. Im sure they wouldn’t with how nasty the Stranger is. I can’t stand it, I don’t know what I’d do if I lived in a world ruled by it! I’ll try to find a way to send the files to you? I don’t think even leaking all of them to the public through tumblr could get me fired, but it would be a major inconvenience if Elias got mad so I’ll probablyyy give ‘em to you later.

Ugh I WISH I could get fired. That bastard Bitchard won’t let me leave despite me being absolutely useless to him and his precious little institute! I can’t quit and he won’t fire me. Spooky contract bullshit. If only I worked a normal job… maybe I would get fired for leaking private information. I’d rather not find out how Elias is when he’s upset though.

Oh please! I’d gladly watch him fall forever if I could, but with how he killed Leitner and Gertrude… he might try to kill you. Even if you’re one of those spooky people and they weren’t. Or at least not as much as you are last I’ve checked. You’d better count yourself lucky that you didn’t apply! Im jealous!

Wait, go back a moment, HE KILLED LEITNER???

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

Hm. I actually don’t know what he thinks of me right now, but it’s not like he can do anything about it! I have technically been researching something lately that counts as work. The Circus has been stepping on our toes for too long and I’m going to do something about it for once. But don’t worry, your horror god isn’t part of our current problems.

Are you also trying to stop The Unknowing? Some of the fears and other avatars have really wanted to make it happen where I'm from, but personally I'd rather not watch the world get remade. Mind sharing some of that research?

Yep. Erik, our coworker, said that technically we wouldn’t need to stop it, but I’m not letting those clowns get away with their shitty ritual. They’ve killed enough people already, there’s no WAY they’re also doing a deadly ritual. I could show you some of the research I’ve done, I think I’ve gathered as many statements about it as I could find in the archives.

Yeah, no. Im sure they wouldn’t with how nasty the Stranger is. I can’t stand it, I don’t know what I’d do if I lived in a world ruled by it! I’ll try to find a way to send the files to you? I don’t think even leaking all of them to the public through tumblr could get me fired, but it would be a major inconvenience if Elias got mad so I’ll probablyyy give ‘em to you later.

Ugh I WISH I could get fired. That bastard Bitchard won’t let me leave despite me being absolutely useless to him and his precious little institute! I can’t quit and he won’t fire me. Spooky contract bullshit. If only I worked a normal job… maybe I would get fired for leaking private information. I’d rather not find out how Elias is when he’s upset though.

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

Hm. I actually don’t know what he thinks of me right now, but it’s not like he can do anything about it! I have technically been researching something lately that counts as work. The Circus has been stepping on our toes for too long and I’m going to do something about it for once. But don’t worry, your horror god isn’t part of our current problems.

Are you also trying to stop The Unknowing? Some of the fears and other avatars have really wanted to make it happen where I'm from, but personally I'd rather not watch the world get remade. Mind sharing some of that research?

Yep. Erik, our coworker, said that technically we wouldn’t need to stop it, but I’m not letting those clowns get away with their shitty ritual. They’ve killed enough people already, there’s no WAY they’re also doing a deadly ritual. I could show you some of the research I’ve done, I think I’ve gathered as many statements about it as I could find in the archives.

Yeah, no. Im sure they wouldn’t with how nasty the Stranger is. I can’t stand it, I don’t know what I’d do if I lived in a world ruled by it! I’ll try to find a way to send the files to you? I don’t think even leaking all of them to the public through tumblr could get me fired, but it would be a major inconvenience if Elias got mad so I’ll probablyyy give ‘em to you later.

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

Hm. I actually don’t know what he thinks of me right now, but it’s not like he can do anything about it! I have technically been researching something lately that counts as work. The Circus has been stepping on our toes for too long and I’m going to do something about it for once. But don’t worry, your horror god isn’t part of our current problems.

Are you also trying to stop The Unknowing? Some of the fears and other avatars have really wanted to make it happen where I'm from, but personally I'd rather not watch the world get remade. Mind sharing some of that research?

Yep. Erik, our coworker, said that technically we wouldn’t need to stop it, but I’m not letting those clowns get away with their shitty ritual. They’ve killed enough people already, there’s no WAY they’re also doing a deadly ritual. I could show you some of the research I’ve done, I think I’ve gathered as many statements about it as I could find in the archives.

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

Hm. I actually don’t know what he thinks of me right now, but it’s not like he can do anything about it! I have technically been researching something lately that counts as work. The Circus has been stepping on our toes for too long and I’m going to do something about it for once. But don’t worry, your horror god isn’t part of our current problems.

Are you also trying to stop The Unknowing? Some of the fears and other avatars have really wanted to make it happen where I'm from, but personally I'd rather not watch the world get remade. Mind sharing some of that research?

Ah I think it was one or two statements about that book? Ex Altiora? You showed up in them, but I never heard whatever statement he took from you. Thought I’m not surprised that Jon of all people wasn’t respectful about getting his precious statements. He hasn’t given me any research to do recently, but I haven’t been doing my job properly for a while now, so it’s not like I would’ve asked anyways!

I think we should make one, and then a separate one just for us Michaels.

YES

I can make one, if the others are up for it. Not the Michael one, not yet, the regular avatars one.

I think we should make one, and then a separate one just for us Michaels.

Yeah, I won't argue with that. Met him once, tried to be a good host while he was in my home but the guy just kept asking questions.

FOR REAL!!! man....,...he wont let us do ANYTHING!!

I take it he's just as invasive in the workplace as he is anywhere else, then? He got a statement out of me, once, about my scar, which I am of the mind that you should never ask anyone about upon first meeting. Almost considered killing him for it.