This is like a van Gogh painting

When the GPS lady tells me to make a U-turn I do it no matter what. I'll do anything women ask of me

ngl if i was a elphephant id whip that thing around crazy style

they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

alice i have bad news :(

hey whats up

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post