resident evil: welcome to raccoon city fanfic
You Are Now (Not) Leaving Arklay County
Chris just had his entire life blown up but at least he has his sister back. Now he just has to survive sharing a bed with the rookie, and figure out what to do next, and wait is that a giant monster man with a rocket launcher--?
Chris is about to have another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night.
Chris Redfield Loses His Virginity In A Shitty Motel Somewhere In The Midwest (Leon Helps)
Chris and Leon attempt to bang in a shitty motel somewhere in the midwest.
A lot of alcohol is involved.
Chris Redfield Accidentally Punches Leon S. Kennedy In The Face
Chris punches Leon in the face (by accident), goes to Kmart, is bad at sex.
Leon S. Kennedy Tries To Bottom (Fails)
"Yeah, okay," came Leon's voice through the thin plywood of the motel door. "I think I hate this."
Chris, who had been sitting on the carpet with his back against the wall beside said door and had honestly expected this replied: "Do you want help?"
Come Visit Beautiful Sheena Island!
Things are looking up for Chris Redfield. His sister is back, he's getting laid, pancakes are only a dollar. But they still have to take down the giant pharmaceutical company that murdered an entire city. How are they going to do that? Go to some island and steal some files. Surely this won't be too difficult--
Oh shit it's filled with zombies. Oh no. Oh fuck.
Leon S. Kennedy Ruins Christmas (He Blew Up Santa Claus)
It's Christmas time in a Canadian cabin. Chris would like to know where the fuck his sister is and why no one is helping him clear the driveway.
Leon Gets Hypothermia (And That's All That Happens)
Leon gets hypothermia. Doesn't get laid :(
Leon S Kennedy Gets Depression
In October, 1998, Leon wakes up in bed with Chris Redfield.
In November, 2004, Leon wakes up in bed with Chris Redfield.
Between then, everything is horrible.
Chris Redfield Has Abandonment Issues
Four years after Raccoon blew up and Leon vanished, Chris gets ditched, blocked, abandoned and shot (twice). Also his little sister keeps breaking into his apartment.
