Hi

Honestly, nothing could describe liberalism better than a paper straw in a big ass plastic cup

And before the right wingers find this, no, fuck you, this has nothing to do with being conservative

if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this

ok i need to make this clearer: if you do not reblog posts and only like them you are contributing to this site actively getting worse and becoming like all the apps you hate. keep likes to things you just wanna keep off your blog. reblog everything else. ESPECIALLY fanart, which always needs a reblog.

Reblogging to encourage people instead of only liking is really not that fucking hard if you dont want people to be discouraged cuz their stuff get zero interactions and 99% useless likes and be driven off the Platform.

THE RANGE??

I feel attacked this came for my soul

This kinda shit is why y’all had to close all the stores across the whole country for sensitivity training

She fucked the duck

I mean, in fairness, this is accurate to the comics.  

I wanna die now.

Ducks have a really wierd penis that is shaped like corkscrew so good luck with that lady…

Why do you know what a ducks penis looks like

best response to a sexist boyfriend

when yr adhd does the intense Anger thing n u gotta remind yr brain that u dont wanna throw yr phone full force at a wall

gentle reminder to myself and those it may concern that “obsess over it silently, completely frozen while you just fume for six hours” is also not a healthy solution

what do I do then?

show us her wearing it!!!