knot the grawx empire

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

I came up with deltarune in 1953 before toby ever did but I can’t make video games so he won

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns