Skullcap Forager

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

Today’s Friday, though.

"nowhere in the original nursery rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty was an egg" 🤝 "nowhere in the original tweet does it say that miette is a cat"

i'm rooting for every single one of you btw

the concept of being out of someone else’s league in friendship or love is so unnerving… the whole point of forging connection between another soul is to be forgiving of differences and curious about the Other, not to look for yourself in others… leagues aren’t real and everyone is worthy of someone else’s interest, even if no one is entitled to someone else’s interest. that’s how it really is without the false illusion of any concept of worthiness getting in the way

@nothingburgrr that's your PFP!

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much